ClanDan

E-famous Chicago scene kid. A very talented graphic designer with taste and skill not unlike Nicholas Scimeca. Well known by scene queens like Jac Vanek and Hannabeth, fellow e-famous people like Crystal Cashdolla, and bands like Empires, 2*Sweet. But he is most well known for his good friendships with members of Cobra Starship. While he is close with all of them, he is particularly close to Gabe Saporta, Ryland Blackinton, and Alex Suarez. And he's done personal favors for Alex, Ryland, and Vicky T.
Infamous poster on Fall Out Boy's fan club Overcast Kids, where new members anonymously admit that they have secret crushes on him, and wish they were his friend. He can be found walking down the streets of chicago accompanied with a scene scarf that serves no real purpose but to look awesome, his sidekick, and one of his many AA hoodies in various colors. (red, purple, sunshine, etc)

"I requested Clandan on Myspace, but he denied me!"
"well duh! He doesn't add anyone he doesn't know"

"CLANDAN RAPPED AT MY COBRA CONCERT LAST NIGHT!"
"DAMMIT! NOW I WISH I WENT! But it's ok, because I saw him do the rap in the House Of Blues last time"

by Garlin Sands March 30, 2008

Claude

The coolest fucking sheep you'll ever meet.

Guy 1: yo, have you seen Claude?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's the plushiest mother fucker I know.

by maddndbythestars March 31, 2009

Cladow

1. The sound it makes when you bust someone in the chops whether they're expecting it or not.

2. The reaction your body makes right before ejaculation.

1. I had to cladow that chachi upside the face for running his yapper.

2. I was pounding ole girl and pulled out real quick so I could cladow on her chest.

by Bickel101 October 8, 2009

Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

by youngqwerty April 25, 2019

clawdaddy

A male with partial hands. Missing fingers on one or both hands. Usually a favorite amongst sexually deviant females. Also known as shocka. This person usually lacks in other areas; however, is still able to please the ladies. More often than not, clawdaddies are employed in the IT industry as Security Engineers.

AA: Did you see what clawdaddy did to that chick?
Tuna: I sure did, he really did a number on her.

by Rich&Rare October 22, 2009

Claudeen

The coolest alien that has ever set foot on planet earth.

She's out of this world, she's totally a Claudeen.

by potatoness September 7, 2013

Clapdaddie

A tiktoker who grooms minors and fetishizes trans boys

"Oh you like Clapdaddie? Do you like Onision too?"

by fuxuhiko April 2, 2020