Claude

Don’t ever break his heart he will never be the same , he is charming, cute, funny, goofy , and a crazy personality.

Her:Do u see that guy/her) over there people say he is the best guy to meet

He: He must be a Claude

by Lilyub November 30, 2019

Claude lemieux

transvestite frenchman turtle who occasionally played hockey in between selling his ass to arab queers

Fan #1: Us avalanche fans sure love Claude Lemieux eh?
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...

by claude lemieux August 2, 2008

Uncle Claude

The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.

Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)

by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006

jean claude van dammed

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

Judge Claude Frollo

The main antagonist in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." He is considered by many to be the most evil Disney villain ever created. Frollo sees himself as a "holy man" and that all of the terrible acts he commits are under God's will. His main motive throughout the movie is to commit genocide against the gypsies because he sees them as "unholy." However, Frollo has an extreme lust for a gypsy woman named Esmeralda, as explained in the song "Hellfire." In the song he blames her for his lustful thoughts and claims that she is using witchcraft to turn him to sin. Afterwards, Frollo ends up burning down all of Paris in order to find her in which he'll either kill her or force her to have sex with him. In the end, Frollo was attempting to kill Esmeralda and Quasimodo, and calls upon God to smite the wicked, in which he plunges Frollo into the fiery molten copper beneath him.

List of the crimes he commits:

Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment

Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture

Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)

by Dubiks August 9, 2018

Claude

Slang term for money derived from the name of the artist Claude Monet

I need to go to the bank to get some Claude

by carbona not glue April 17, 2008

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

by el materdor December 24, 2008