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clarked

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.
Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
by Mambam March 9, 2008
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Cranked

To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.
Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!

Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!
by preppysweaterboy March 7, 2009
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Clarked

The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.
My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!
by Conscientious Mailer February 23, 2014
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Click-Clacked

"Kurt Cobain? He Click-Clacked himself."
by Ciel1820 December 20, 2018
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Clacked

Hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable
Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"
by panda-niku May 17, 2010
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clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010
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