Clams

A drug made of a temperpedic cotton ball dipped in jelly. Combination of MDMA and LSD. Symptoms include burping, dizziness, memory loss and erectile disfunction...

"yo, lost night i got wicked f***** up on Clams"

by Claire Bidell December 21, 2008

Clam

A synonym for retarded.

Kyle is such a clam. He is literally the dumbest person I have met.

by Jakestol69 April 25, 2019

Clammed

To be excluded from your group because of being a dick, and or no longer liked.

Clam liked playing with everyone, til he got clammed.
Average is severely close to being clammed.

by Prezolution April 4, 2019

Clam

To bling or pimp out.

Are you going to slam and Clam your truck?

by J nizzle tizzle September 15, 2013

Clams

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal

Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower

by clamy mc. nasty March 1, 2007

clams

A shortened term for the STD chlamydia; goes hand in hand with the term crabs.

That bitch is a walking STD with all them crabs and clams on her puss.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

clamming

-verb- The art of anal sex after-play, where the pitcher, after ejaculating in his partner's anus, uses a straw to suck and blow the jizm in and out of the catcher's anus.

Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure yesterday, they bought a box of straws, then they spent the afternoon fucking each other up the ass and clamming. Unfortunately Bill swallowed the clam which left Ted unfulfilled.

by Nelson Birdwell December 4, 2010