cigarette 

a cigarette is something that people smoke. They get sick. They were under the impression that inhaling smoke was somehow better for you than inhaling oxygen.

'I thought cigarettes made your skin look better'

'no, it just makes you socially repugnant in california.'

cigarette by I am patchouli April 13, 2007

cigarette 

A Highly addictive plant rolled in paper.

I one time puffed a cigarette and my whole life went down the drain

cigarette by varial May 9, 2004

Cigarette 

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

Cigarette by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

cigarette 

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

cigarette by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005

cigarette 

Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.

I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.

cigarette by Sm0k1ngs k1LLz January 12, 2009

Cigarette 

1. Cancer Stick
2. Handheld Death Trap
3. a bad/expensive habit

"Get That (Cigarette)Cancer Stick out My Face"

Cigarette by Jay2daDtotheT July 9, 2009

cigarette 

British for fag

British guy: i need a fag
English dude: you can take my sister

cigarette by winged April 1, 2004