crummer

Disturbed person who cries and cums simultaneously.

Dude, that guys totally disturbed, he's probably a crummer.

by xarin3e November 14, 2009

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011

cummer

a big ole dick, a guy that can cum alot and multiple times

that guy had a fat cummer

by Andybot January 22, 2008

Hyena cummer

A man who squeaks, squeals, makes high-pitched moans, and/or other disturbing, hyena-like noises while cumming.

"The sex was good until he came and started making all these squeaks and noises, a total hyena cummer!"

by rahthegreat July 22, 2008

Cummerbund

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

chumpers

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

Cummer Hung Up

The term for multiple orgasms, usually lasting over an extended period of time of sexual intercourse. The sex is so intense, there may be orgasms just thinking about it later!

She had so many orgasms fucking her man last night, it was like her cummer hung up! She woke up a couple of hours after they had sex, looked at him sleeping and she had another orgasm just thinking about it.

by Scoggles November 14, 2013