Chudlington

A large piece of feces dropped from one's anus

What-ho good sir, I do apologise, but I've absolutely destroyed your latrine with a massive chudlington

by Chudleigh February 16, 2019

Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

chubblin

An attractive woman exterior, with abnormally gluttonous eating habits and explosive flatulence.

My massage therapist was so hot, but I could smell gyros on her breath and she kept farting. She was a total chubblin.

by jerkules May 11, 2010

chumming

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms

I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.

by NB1 July 16, 2007

crumbling

to break into small fragments or crumbs

Look,Syria streets crumbling after the Russian air strikes

by bnazy September 23, 2016

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009