Chud

It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006). The phrase is mostly used in America but is now starting to become popular in the UK.

Jamie: Why don't girls like me?
Scott: Because you're a fucking chud!

Mother: Nurse when can i see my baby?
Nurse: Are you sure you want to?
Mother: yes of course! why?
Nurse: well because your baby is so fucking ugly. It must take after you. You chud.

by Glynn Thomas April 6, 2008

chud-baby

A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.

No two humans exist that could naturally spawn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.

by Michael Hellbacon July 21, 2008

Chubstance

fat substance on the human body.

dude you have a ton of chubstance there wacha been lodi'n on the cookies.

by edawg42 January 9, 2010

Cheds

A ched is an informal term used to refer to feet. This term is most commonly used at 4 in the morning baked off your tits on an inflatable mattress in your mates gaff.

“Wilf, stop touching my cheds!”
“Did you see the cheds on that bird👀”
“Mans got the pengest cheds”
“My Mum walked in on me sucking her cheds”

by wilfhaspengcheds November 17, 2019

Chubsy

An insult that refers to someone of a hefty stature. Usually used when you are suddenly ticked off by an idiot and can’t think of a better way to make them feel bad at that very moment. An excellent way to convey your frustration about an oaf when you are cut off driving or in a crowded mall.

"Move it along now chubsy!"
"jesus look at chubsy here blocking the flow!"

by Ian December 14, 2003

chubster

some one who is proud to be a fatty mcfatfat

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Chubsley

The official nickname for Logan Robinson. Given to him by someone when they accidentally misspoke. Also called Chubs.

1. Chubsley is dancing in an odd manner.

by iancards9 March 11, 2010