Christmas 

A time at the end of December when a fat red ninja sneaks into your house to leave you presents.

Last Christmas the fat red ninja left me a bike!

Christmas by Ninja Unicorn 007 September 11, 2011

christmas 

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

christmas by DJ December 24, 2003

christmas 

A boost in the economy...at the very least

check out the christmas sales

christmas by natalie89 December 28, 2005

Christmas 

egg nog
stockings
tinsel
mistletoe
Christmas trees
lights
ornaments
manger scenes
angels
Santa Clause
reindeer
presents
snow
carolers
sleigh rides
jingle bells
Frosty the Snowman
crowds at the mall
maxxing out your credit card
store sales

What does all this secular, capitalist crap have to do with the birth of a religous leader in Bethlehem?

Christmas is just another one of those religous holidays who's spiritual meaning and icons have been replaced by the toy companies and retailers. It shows you the extreme sinfull nature of the human heart, to replace anything that has to do with God and spiritual matters.

Christmas by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

Christmas 

The day to celebrate the birth of Jesus. As of late, Christmas has been replaced with Santa Clause and advertisement. Christmas is a day of rejoicing for what God gave us! He gave us eternal life by the death of his Son Jesus, Oh but death could not hold him down in the grave, *starts getting real emotional* because God raised him from the dead! Yes thats right! Jesus conquered death and he is the Lord! Praise God for what he gave us on this Christmas day!! Praises and Glory be to God!! Amen!

Christmas is a good time to practice your spiritual gift of giving. And theres good reason too! The Bible says, from what I know, "Give and it will be given unto you".

Praise our Lord Jesus!!!

Christmas by www.eternalsoldiers.net November 30, 2003

christmas 

The only day I am a christian.

I never go to church but I sure as heck celabrate christmas.

christmas by Chickenwings21 October 4, 2006

christmas 

December 25, the day Jesus Christ's birth is celebrated. It is most likely not Christ's actual date of birth, but was probably chosen to supplant a pagan Roman holiday of the same date when the Roman Empire under Constantine converted to Christianity. This definition is way too wordy for this site.

Man, this Christmas shindig beats out Sacrificing Some More Goats To Jupiter Day hands down!

christmas by FaceofEvil6 January 9, 2004