Ultimate Chotch

A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.

Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*

Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.

Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?

Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.

by Brian90210 November 15, 2011

Chotch McGotch

A derogatory term coined by Preston Kelley that describes a person that no one likes.

Danny is such a chotch mcgotch because he sucks at life.

by Pkelley May 8, 2009

Coutch cyber

When you get perm-banned from gaia online for cybering with no proof, thats cybering your coutch.

Travis coutch cybered and got perma-banned from gaia!!1!

by Luie Anderzon October 1, 2006

Chotch

A woman's vagina

I saw at least 17 chotch's at the lucky bar last night

by Chotchalicious June 3, 2010

chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

Chotch

extremely derogatory description of any object, mostly expressing dislike and discust with the subject in question.

"Hey look at that guy over there with those chotchy white sunglasses...what a chotch!

by Williamzmann August 10, 2017

Chotch

A.)An object or person who is acting like a jerk or douchebag.

B.)People who do not cooperate

Sorry guys, the server is being a total chotch

Dude, Michael is such a chotch

by JoeMcJoetown May 26, 2009