Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013

coucher

A french -er verb meaning "to have sex". It was derived from the verb "se coucher" meaning "to go to bed" for non-sexual purposes.

The verb was popualrized by the song by Lady Marmalade with lyrics saying "Voulez-vous choucher avec moi? (Ce soir)" which is incorrect as far as grammar goes. The form is used in the polite form, indicating that the two people have never met.

Pronounced like "Koo-shay" and not "Kow-cher".

Tu veux coucher avec moi ce soir?

by ƤoliticĀll¥_Corrəct February 21, 2010

Couched it

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

by leeeeeno August 6, 2011

Couched

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

by Deva November 7, 2012

Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

couche'd

To cause a tremendous amount of financial burden by backing out of a situation at the last possible second, resulting in lost deposits, and a lost opportunity to save money.

One day after signing over a deposit, that son of a bitch couche'd me. Couche really is one letter away from being a douche. Damn Amherst kids.

by CMIF LM April 1, 2013

choche007

"the true god", who died in combat with a mortal named Huevito Rey

choche007 also means autism

holy shit i have choche007

by parkasGG February 28, 2018