Chocolate

1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010

Chocolate

The most incredible feeling one can ever have

Dude....i am so chocolate right now, you have no idea

-or-
Dude....you are way too chocolate for your own good

by Tiberious hoo ha June 17, 2010

Chocolate

The BEST food on the planet.

Me: *munch*
Person: What are you eating?
Me: Chocolate.
Person: Wow. What else is new?
Me: *WACK*

by PurpleishInk2 October 7, 2008

chocolates

Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, usually smaller than regular mushrooms

My boy got some chocolates and me and him were trippin for hours

by Aaron A-Money March 21, 2007

Chocolate

The best thing in the world, sweet yet melts in your mouth and is great for making you feel happy no matter what. Sometimes it makes you feel fat but is really nice and yummy

Wow that chocolate is so nice

by iamwhoiamandwhoiamisme November 29, 2017

Chocolate

A type of junk food I cannot eat because I have type 1 diabetes

"Hey Emily you want some chocolate?"
"No, I have diabetes."
"Poor you."

by HonHonHon0206 June 8, 2018

Chocolate

Sugary food that is usually poop coloured but is can also be black and white.

Hi Bill, do you want some chocolate?

by user 900 March 11, 2017