Chocolate

1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!

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Dude....i am so chocolate right now, you have no idea

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Dude....you are way too chocolate for your own good

by Tiberious hoo ha June 16, 2010

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Me: *munch*
Person: What are you eating?
Me: Chocolate.
Person: Wow. What else is new?
Me: *WACK*

by PurpleishInk2 August 12, 2008

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chocolates

Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, usually smaller than regular mushrooms

My boy got some chocolates and me and him were trippin for hours

by Aaron A-Money March 19, 2007

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Something I should scream at the top of my damn lungs to SpongeBob and Patrick like a psycho

by Acoolhat February 22, 2019

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"Chocolate? I remember chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!" quote from Spongebob. Completely untrue. CHOCOLATE IS AMAZING!

by CreativePianoFlower December 08, 2015

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"Hey Emily you want some chocolate?"
"No, I have diabetes."
"Poor you."

by HonHonHon0206 May 22, 2018

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