Chocolate

1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010

Chocolate

The most incredible feeling one can ever have

Dude....i am so chocolate right now, you have no idea

-or-
Dude....you are way too chocolate for your own good

by Tiberious hoo ha June 17, 2010

Chocolate

The BEST food on the planet.

Me: *munch*
Person: What are you eating?
Me: Chocolate.
Person: Wow. What else is new?
Me: *WACK*

by PurpleishInk2 October 7, 2008

chocolates

Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, usually smaller than regular mushrooms

My boy got some chocolates and me and him were trippin for hours

by Aaron A-Money March 21, 2007

Chocolate

Heaven on Earth

"Chocolate? I remember chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!" quote from Spongebob. Completely untrue. CHOCOLATE IS AMAZING!

by CreativePianoFlower March 17, 2016

Chocolate

A type of junk food I cannot eat because I have type 1 diabetes

"Hey Emily you want some chocolate?"
"No, I have diabetes."
"Poor you."

by HonHonHon0206 June 8, 2018

Chocolate

Something I should scream at the top of my damn lungs to SpongeBob and Patrick like a psycho

Did you just say chocolate?

by Acoolhat February 22, 2019