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silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.
why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*
by DBRobinson November 7, 2003
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Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
Holy fuck that guy is chimping.
by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014
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Crisping

When one doesn’t have a condom and has to use and inside out crisp packet (preferably not chilli flavour)
Damn it I forgot a condom, fancy a crisp...?

Gonna have to be a crisping tonight daring
by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019
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Chipping Out

To claim your lowrider does something but only hops 15, 20, or 30 inches. not really doing much
That vato is chipping out.
by Sleepy_619 October 6, 2008
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Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.
by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011
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chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.
Phil went "chimping" last night.
by King Chimp January 18, 2008
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face-chipping

(American): The art of throwing a full bag of chips at an adversary's face.

The history of face-chipping dates back to Pre-Potato famine Ireland's more brutal practice, in which rivals would hurl bags of spuds at each other's faces as shows of domination and revelry.
Man did, you see that face-chipping of Dave Baron today in Vandy! That was sick brah'!
by cd777777 January 24, 2011
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