Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

chaarl

unwitting and unbidden erratic movement or behavior, triggered by an unknown force, usually an action that failsto achieve it's completion because of it's strangeness or unexpectedness. (drugs may be involved)

Also may be perpetrated upon others. (deliberately to chaarl someone)

someone tries to put a lighter on the table and as they try to put it on the table they miss and then they try to catch it before it drops on the floor they lose their grip and it falls.

that guy is chaarl

by sexymica June 4, 2010

Fishermens deck chair

When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex

Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.

by Mrbadgerless July 23, 2018

The Comfy Chair

MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Oh no! Not the Comfy Chair!

by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010

chair eater

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus

wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus

by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017

CHAIR FORCE

A military force of men who specialize in fields that involve sitting on chairs strategically.

CHAIR FORCE: THE ARMY THAT SITS

by CHAIRFORCE2 June 6, 2018