Uncle Chester

a man who molests children

The cops picked up the school janitor today. They had evidence he was Uncle Chester.

by T-DOGG December 5, 2003

chestnut special

Where you nut, or produce sperm on a girls or a guys (if you go that way) chest and it is special because of the variety of colors/smells.

I gave that hoe a chestnut special last night.

She enjoyed my chestnut special.

by The Chestnut Guy July 26, 2009

Chester V

The biological son of Vector and Walter White.

After Vector and Walter White got married, they decided to have a child together. They named him Chester and added a V to his name in honor of his father, Vector, and thus Chester V was born

by O' Chungus October 31, 2022

west chester

West of philadelphia, a trendy first class party town home to west chester university of pennsylvania. A quaint historic village of thriving business, bars, and restaurants. A place where you can find anything youre looking for. Quality sports teams, GO RAMS! Kick ass bars, awesome parties, great food, and lovely women. Especially beautiful on those lovely fall days that drape the center of the city in shades of red, yellow and orange. West chester, I will always heart you.

West chester is the best small town in southeastern pennsylvania.

by Bak5580 July 29, 2006

Chestertown

C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p.m. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."

by TOJO October 7, 2006

chesterfield special

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.

Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.

by V.C.B. March 3, 2008

Chester A. Bum

A character played by Doug Walker on the www.Thatgywiththeglasses.com, the Bum reveiws current and popular movies often starting off with "oh my God, this is the greatest movie I have ever seen!", followed by explaining the plot in a very simple manner (Often with spoilers to the film). He willl some time compare himself to the characters in an comidic way. He always ends by saying " This is Chester A. Bum saying: CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE, OH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT CHANGE!?" as he shakes a Styrofome cup in the camera's face. He made a satarical negative reveiw for "Citizen Kane" calling it the worst movie ever. But other than that his reveiws have the same set-up.

"Oh my God this is the greatest movie I've ever seen! There's this guy.."

"I was an Asian Boyscout once! That was a weird week."- From 'Up' reveiw

"Then the Nostalgima Critic got hit in his testamicles Testicles, I sure hope his testimacles were allright!"-from NC vs AVGN reveiw

"And now it's time for 'Bum Reveiws, with Chester A. Bum."- Narrorator n the begining of an episode

by Rdvd17 July 22, 2009