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Breakfast of Champions

(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.

(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".

(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :

' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'

-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).

EXAMPLE of sense (3):

' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."

' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.

' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.

' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."

' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
by Dinkum September 2, 2013
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Champagne confetti

"Today I listened to 3D, jungkook sang champagne confetti I wonder what that means?" .

It is a term used to define a woman squirting from an orgasm.
Champagne confetti, is a word you would use to describe a woman having an orgasm.
by JayYpee October 11, 2023
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An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009
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Ghetto Champagne

Refers to the most popular ghetto drink KOOL AID!!
Mike:"What you guys drinkin?"
Nate:"Boy, we drankan that ghetto champagne"
Mike:"Aww shit, what flavor?"
by Chris Sanchez January 6, 2007
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World Fucking Champions

The Philadelphia Phillies. A term publically coined at the victory parade rally by player Chase Utley, who boldly uttered the phrase to many thousands in Citizens Bank Park and millions watching and listening at home. It has become the local title of endearment for this historic team. The term is often abbreviated as 'WFC' by internet fans of the franchise.
"World Champions. World FUCKING Champions!" - Chase Utley, Second Fucking Baseman of the Philadelphia Fucking Phillies.
by expert of experts January 17, 2009
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Champion

Subject: CHA-mP-ION

Unfathomable skill that no one else besides 7 men can withhold. You can spot a champion in the wild. If you spot someone uttering the word "champion" over and over again, that's a true champion right there. Unlimited strength and power, they carry the establishment for which they are apart of. Anyone who tries to test a champion will immediately be criticized and killed.
"Now that's a true champion right there"
"CHAMPIONS???"
by L0g October 2, 2019
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Cyclo Maniacs Championship

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit
by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021
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