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Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.
Bro got so chaired last night
by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020
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Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;3 a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;4 a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.5
by NotElo March 11, 2022
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Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them
What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.
Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol
by OGLIC July 15, 2018
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Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades
Jeff: Comfy chair

Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy
by DGETSDTHHGS April 16, 2020
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Chair

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.
My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.
by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019
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Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot
Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*
by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX November 26, 2019
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