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Michael Cera

Michael Cera IS the sexiest man on the planet. He has appeared in a plethora of movies, and even though people say he only plays one character, THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!! Look at Magic Magic, THAT'S A HORROR MOVIE!!! I say don't mess with perfection and why complain if he is unbelievably sexy in all?!?!
James: I don't really like any of Michael Cera's movies

The rest of society: *performs ritual sacrifice to the almighty god Michael Cera, he is force fed grape juice until his pee turns purple and he poops are a healthy brown color, then he is filled up air and used as a hot air balloon at the annual Cerafest (kinda like Coachella, but a billion times better)
by jesseceralover June 8, 2021
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Cera

A totally cool chick. She's just like a Sarah, but minus the proper spelling. She's artsy and original and loves music. A total babe, not that she'd ever admit it. Kind of a hippy, but what do you expect from a girl named after a dinosaur?
Guy 1- Hey, who's that cool, artsy babe over there?

Guy 2- Who Cera? Isn't she hawt? Too bad she can't spell....
by Slick SP February 2, 2010
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cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.
by McSandtrap October 10, 2005
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Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.
Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?
by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018
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CenCal

A name to describe those who neither fall in the domain of SoCal nor in the domain of NorCal.

A lost California soul, caught in the middle of a feud between two polar regions.
Announcer: "Where all my SoCalers at?"
Crowd goes wild. Then Silence.
Announcer: "What about my NorCalers?"
Crowd goes wild again. Then Silence.
Pause, one guy: "What about CenCal? Represent!"
Another guy: "Yeah!"
Silence.
by Calkid December 7, 2005
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Super Cereal

Another way of saying "extremely serious", Serious=Cereal.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.
"Guys! I'm super cereal right now! ManBearPig is a major threat!"- Al Gore
by TFE August 7, 2006
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