Cellular Mobosis

Cellular Mobosis is a made up disease made up by me.

Hey you have cellular Mobosis!

by Komobo May 2, 2022

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Cellular Media

No Data Is Connected With Wireless Fidelity.

Sofia: What’s Up Josh
Josh: Nothing Really
Sofia: I Heard That T-Mobile Is Trying To Use LTE On

Every Phones.
Emily: I Don’t Have Cellular Media On My Phone.
Sofia: Girl I Have T-Mobile Free Data Accessible.
Josh: Let’s Go Sponsor The Ad Then.

by AJ EBK November 3, 2023

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024