Celebater

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021

Celibate Partnership

A celibate partnership is a romantic relationship lacking sexual activity. It is typically used to describe a same-sex couple who live out a traditional Christian ethos.

Every celibate partnership differs in terms of sleeping arrangements and showing affection, but the common thread is that sex is avoided.

She's my girlfriend but we're in a celibate partnership.

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025

literarily celibate

noun - having abstained from writing

I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!

by Arelya March 26, 2009

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

Bandwagon celibate

Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.

This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.

"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."

by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024

California celibate

Only receiving cunnilingus/oral esx, no penetration.

"I'm California celibate, no d*ck for me"

by La520 April 5, 2024