sketchy cleave

When you rip a weed pen and a vape at the same time.

I just hit a fat sketchy cleave with my shmule bar and my penjamin.
Did you see Ryan hit the sketchy cleave? He’s gonna be so gone!

by Barry McCokener January 1, 2023

Cleaveland Steamer

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

by Our21stzen February 12, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

by Stefan December 2, 2003

cleave

v. when a female steals something from you, then puts it in her shirt between her breasts, or cleavage.

Claire cleaved the $20 bill she stole from me at lunch

by Tha TubaSmith September 30, 2006

Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

cleaveland steamer

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

by none given January 28, 2004