BEST AND WORST TOWN YOU WILL EVER FIND.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.
by representinthe319 March 11, 2011
Get the Cedar Falls mug.Girls' school. Yeah. Anyways, the sport CCA's are taken quite seriously ngl and the teachers are okay-ish? Most students don't necessarily depend on the teachers to do well so uhhh they're just.. there. But some of them are super nice tho. UG is kinda nice there (like ncc and npcc) Youth day is epicccc and the students there so damn nice and pretty. Plus they have such good fashion sense like bro- a downside is the school's location, legit located in the middle of nowhere but 10/10 recommend : (p.s we are cgss, not to be confused with cgs(crescent girls))
A: Hey, why did it take so long for you to come home?
B: Bro I study at Cedar Girls' Sec School
A: Understandable, have a nice day
B: Bro I study at Cedar Girls' Sec School
A: Understandable, have a nice day
by maybenot222 September 22, 2021
Get the Cedar Girls' Sec School mug.Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!
*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?
by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017
Get the Cedar Crest College mug.An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.
Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”
Guy 2 “wut”
by cedarknolls4life July 6, 2019
Get the Cedar Knolls mug.Cedar Point is a Seasonal Spring thru Fall amusement park owned by Cedar Fair located in Sandusky, Ohio. The park is well known for its world class collection of thrill coasters such as, Steel Vengeance, Maverick, Top Thrill Dragster, Millennium Force, and many more out of 17 top of the class coasters. Cedar Point has survived 151 years of operation, celebrating its 150th anniversary in 2020!
by SamiLB November 15, 2021
Get the Cedar Point mug.po-dunk town in Northwest Indiana. Otherwise known as Skeeter Tuckey. Redneck civilization in the middle of the ghetto.
by Julie R. Garcia October 16, 2008
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