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cedarville 

A private baptist university located near Dayton, Ohio.

Although located in a remote cornfield, there are over 100 majors to choose from to keep the average student preoccupied in preparing for an exciting post-college career. The average Cedarville student will share that they have placed faith in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

In very rare occasions, Cedarville is home to individuals who either 1) flee in anger or 2) graduate in an unwanted field and have no job (see: other definitions of Cedarville). Both of these results, however, usually stem from confusion in identity, confusion in defining what 'hard work' is, or worse, confusion in determining what actually is a rich or elitist school (See: Harvard).
I want to go to Cedarville to help myself grow spiritually.

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I left Taylor for Cedarville because I want to be able to write on my resume I attended a school where I was willing enough to voluntarily submit to rules.
cedarville by PiercingTheDarkness February 27, 2005
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cedarville 

A prominent Christian university in Ohio.

Also, an adjective to describe anyone (or anything) rich, white, and ignorant.
Check that cracker, he's so cedarville he doesn't even know who Tupac was.

cedarville 

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.
It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.
cedarville by Zen February 17, 2005

Cedarville, NJ 

Cedarville, NJ aka "Skeeterville" is a shit-hole located in Lawrence Twp aka " Lawless" Twp in cumberland county New Jersey. It's shitty hall is run by part time employees that won't even live in the town they work in. The scoundrel members who dictate their whimsies upon the townsfolk are made up of egotistical ass-holes owning business interests in the area. " Skeeterville" is swarming with mosquitoes and any other type of insects that bite. Its the type of place that if you blink while driving you already went thru it and has more hunting clubs than women.
A young couple from Illville, NJ were looking to buy a home and their realtor mentioned there were homes available in Cedarville, NJ to which the buyers commented, " Awesome, it sure would be nice living in a town with no cops."
Cedarville, NJ by jpg3 December 14, 2010

Cedarville, Ohio 

A place in Ohio with a per capita of about $9,000. A little below 1/5 of people living in Cedarville are below the poverty line. This is a rather large number because the town itself is only about a square mile in size. There really is no wealthy people living in Cedarville and the majority of the people here live the simple life. People from this part of Ohio are sheltered from real life scenarios, but show their ignorance by thinking they know everything.
Natasha: Lets drive to Cedarville, Ohio

Andrew: No, nothing does on there and the people are boring and sheltered.
Cedarville, Ohio by hardworkingjoe December 7, 2010

james carville

Proof that not all Southerners are right-wing. Louisiana-bred pundit who was made famous for running Clinton's presidential campaign in 1992. Notorious for being extremely liberal, and very vocal about what he believes in. Ironically enough he's married to Mary Matalin a devout Republican, whom he met while she was supporting Bush during that same 1992 campaign.

Is still active today.
Yeah Republicans hate James Carville, but is that a surprise? Have you heard the guy?
james carville by Lame Liberal July 28, 2008

James Carville

An ugly-ass bastard from Louisiana who is a die-hard liberal and also a southern redneck at the same time; isn't that an oxymoron?
James Carville is an imbred, ultra-liberal, swamp-dwelling redneck
James Carville by Weak Ass Bitches November 18, 2004
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