empty egg carton

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.

A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around

by user23451 January 18, 2020

carton

A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer

Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows

by Davros November 24, 2003

canton, massachusetts

an upper middle class/ lower upper class town located south of Boston. Hockey is the biggest part of the towns identity, as it is their high schools best sport. The town has two ice rinks in it as well.

Dude, Max is sick at hockey.

Yeah, he lives in canton, massachusetts.

Oh, that's why.

by why do u want to know? August 20, 2009

Catonkey

A mix between a cat and a donkey. (Cat + Donkey = catonkey).

When I was drunk I thought I saw a catonkey!

by Well boi 11 August 25, 2011

Cartons

A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons

Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties

by I<3containersofmilk March 30, 2011

Brad Catton

1)A sadistic minion master who will stop at nothing to take over the world.
2)An unsocilable kid from school whos conversations include sweets and killing things
3)Crazy kid who lives off sweets

Dude: Hey brad hows it going

Brad Catton: Sweets!

Dude: Wow your weird

Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*

Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets

by kafakjdfkla October 21, 2008

catonakeyboardinspace

What you see when you die.

Ytmnd 4ever! Ebaums worlsd sucks! also cocks! catonakeyboardinspace

by BDizzunn October 7, 2007