Cyber Castration

A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.

Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.

Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?

by @creativfluffer November 29, 2011

Cuban Castration

Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.

Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.

by NutellaIsNut May 12, 2018

Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

castrati

The plural of castrato.

Not to be confused with bishi, though they look exactly the same.

Am I the only one who thinks that all thin, long-limbed, and androgenous anime boys look like castrati?

by skyblack December 21, 2004

classeration

Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

by Roger Hightower June 25, 2008

castraticon

A way of texting that you're going to castrate someone.

Alternative formattings:

-----/ 3

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄

1.) Semi-Seriously, Seriously

You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D

2. Playfully

A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!

B (Female): 8/ ======D

A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!

B: CHOOOPSIE!!!

by EarlOfEmoji November 7, 2013

Causativity

Accepting responsibility for a problem or issue at hand. Owning the part you play in a given situation and allowing positive changes to happen due to your specific actions.

After reflecting on our conversation, I realized that the causativity of the outcome falls directly on me, and I aim to make improvements in the future.

by mc7177 July 8, 2015