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Catholic School

1) Another name for hell

2) A place that restricts everything, nail polish, hair dye, normal clothes, heels over a centimeter, etc
3) A school where the education is supposedly better, also they have religion class

4) Most of the kids are atheists
1) “Oh god, I hope catholic school isn’t that bad”
2) Teacher: (yelling) “HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT!! NO WEARING NAIL POLISH, THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL”
3) Teacher: “Ok so since you go to a catholic school, you must have religion class
Class: *rolls eyes*
4) “Ellen went to catholic school for high school, I hear she’s atheist now”
by shook.cat June 14, 2018
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Groanin' Catholic

That one atheist kid in all Roman Catholic high schools who challenges every single religious teaching
Pope: "February is the shortest month."
Groanin' Catholic: "I object!"
by bodaciousone September 3, 2016
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tampa catholic

a crappy ass cristian school like, in that movie saved just gayer.
Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Tampa Catholic?
Dude 2: No! That's a crappy ass cristian school!
Dude 1: Oh, Never mind.
by MC Bermanson October 15, 2004
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Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.
My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006
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Is the Pope Catholic?

Sarcastic response to another question for which the obvious answer is "yes." See also bear shit in the woods.
"Hey man, do you want a beer?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"
by Writer@large May 30, 2006
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lansing catholic high school

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.
David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school
by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019
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Moore Catholic

A High School on Staten islad, NY, where nearly the entire student body are either morons or sluts. Half the teachers are complete assholes, the principal is a total drunk, and the dean is an uptight ass who likes all the morons more than the intelligent people.

Aside from that 95% of the school, though, the rest of it is fine.
"Hey, I got accepted to Moore Catholic. Should I go there?"
"Only if you're taking music, that's where most of the smart people are."
by malendras September 8, 2008
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