blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.

Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.

by Brontitties August 23, 2017

cashew

A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you

Hey my cashew is misbehaving help

by EzioReal August 14, 2021

Cashew

Someone that can't be bought. That doesn't like greed and people think he/she is crazy.

This cashew is driving me nuts.

by Doc Ellis May 1, 2024

cashew nut

A tiny Mexican with a great mustache

Hey cashew nut, how ya doin?!

by Najahhddjka March 7, 2015

Cashew

A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het

ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew

by georger0171 July 19, 2021

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 23, 2022