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Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

Stephen Carpenter by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Sabrina Carpenter 

She's a very fun, spunky, upbeat teenager. Sabrina has a tendency of being able to grab people's hearts and have them gravitate towards her. She also doesn't really cuss or use foul humor, which is fantastic. You don't see people like her enough these days. But she must be careful though. She's at that age in Hollywood where people like her generally throw that away, and seeing as how she seems to be okay with saying curse words and sexual messages in music covers, what's to stop her from letting that be part of her music and herself too? If she does, she'll end up just like every other Disney girl singer before her. Taking roads that don't necessarily make you a bad person, but take away your once gravitating purity. And eventually, maybe end up doing something like Miley Cyrus did with the whole stripper thing. Now look, I didn't get on here to bash Sabrina or even Miley. I'm just concerned. I know it's odd that a 17 year old guy like me just randomly has a concern over this. But I've seen so many of the people, in my years growing up, that I've derived inspiration from just throw themselves away for what "the public" wants and it always starts with cursing. And it breaks my heart every time. It's like seeing a friend harm themself and you can't do anything about it. Anyways. Other than that, she's a fantastic girl who has inspired me to be more excitable. She's all around just a fun person with a good head on her shoulders, as well as she's smart. Thanks. Signing off.
Random Teen: "Who does this guy think he is talking about Sabrina Carpenter like this?"
Chief S2117: " 'Sup."

play carpenter 

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"
play carpenter by wachus January 10, 2008

The Carpenter's Plunger 

The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.

Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.
The Carpenter's Plunger by Bowds October 9, 2006

Sabrina Carpenter 

Sabrina Carpenter is an actress, singer, and songwriter. One of the things she is known for is she played Maya Hart in Girl Meets World. She is a pop singer and she has released four albums, Eyes Wide Open, Evolution, Singular Act 1, and Singular Act 2. She is talented, beautiful, and sweet woman. I, the writer, adore her and just freaking love her 😍

I would add on but I don't want to make it super long, so if you want to know more, research Sabrina Carpenter :)
Sabrina Carpenter is adorable

Sabrina Carpenter's songs are a bop!

Sabrina Carpenter plays Nola in the new movie, The Short History of the Long Road

Sabrina Carpenter 

A disney singer and actress on girl meets world who plays Maya Hart! She won an RDMA!
"Do you know Sabrina Carpenter"
"Yes she is on Disney"
Sabrina Carpenter by Infonator June 28, 2016