carnival ass

Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.

Man, did you see that moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self. White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol' Carnival ass

by Ivan barrister August 22, 2021

meat carnival

When a woman (or man) is in the center of twenty other guys giving them all head.

I took my dad to the meat carnival!

by Ghostly December 5, 2009

Ghetto Carnival

The traveling carnival that goes from mall to mall and small town to small town bringing amusement rides that are barely up to safety codes. Generally seen in the warmer months as cold weather makes the rides nearly inoperable.

Guy: Are you going down to the ghetto carnival tonight?

Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.

Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.

by Balseraph February 16, 2012

clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 28, 2013

carnival barker

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.

Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate

by Reality355 May 18, 2011

Chili Con Carnival

When a person's parents are killed and the meat from their bodies is fashioned into a hearty stew and fed to a large group of people. This large group may or may not include members of the deceased person's family.

Term originally aired during an episode of South Park. Season 5 episode 1

I feel bad for the kid; not only were his parents murdered by the next door neighbor, but then the neighbor made his parents into a Chili Con Carnival and brought it over for him to eat.

by quinnerchickendinner January 10, 2011

Carnival

A pick-up line used by old men....

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

by B. Hanback October 8, 2009