A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
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The carnage is simular to the spiderman however there a few new changes : When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand then dig in your ass take some shit out form it like a spear. Then fling the jism and shit spear at her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Carnages slinging hand motions.Carnage (Cletus Kasady) is a fictional character, a supervillain in the Marvel Comics Universe
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dude man....the dragon is getting his sorry ass out of bed finally at 2 p.m. and he's bringn the freakin CARNAGE.... "brutal"....
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Get the carnage thriver mug.When a male is having sex with a female that is in menstruation and when he is about to hit climax ,he cums in his hand while mixing it with the female blood making a red liquid, He then proceeds to sling the red liquid into the females face like its a web. very similar to spiderman that hoe.
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Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.
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