caiti

probably the siiikest chick alive,
gets hit on by gangstas in macdonalds just coz shes kool.

"dayummmmmmmmmmmm"
that caiti's so hot.

by kooolio October 14, 2008

Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

Capice

Asking for agreement, understanding, belief. Answered with itself. Often used in italian mafia-type settings to emphasize understanding.

Frank: "If you dont shutup, im going to bust your frickin head open with a baseball bat, capice?!"
Tony: "Capice"

by Ese July 6, 2004

Captian Stabbin

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!

Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!

by Gin March 8, 2004

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.

"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."

by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

cacti

a fucking spikey little bastard

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

captivator

noun; a video screen in an elevator that is used for advertising or marketing.

we all found ourselves mesmerized by the captivator. someone had to hit the door open button twice so that we could get free of it.

by steve stein March 21, 2008