Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

by Big Fizz October 7, 2009

Captain Neil'ing

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.

I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!

by LiQuiD_E July 5, 2017

shney captain

someone who was birthed from an anus. these anus children can either be concieved anally or artificialy planted within the anus after fertalization in a lab

in the new millenium shney captain /children are the new fast growing fad across north america among homosexual couples and straight couples who are just interested in trying different options. "the globe and mail"

by rabidchia February 6, 2010

Captain price

One of the best characters in the Modern Warfare series, In the first modern warfare series at the end when the game ends everyone assumed captain price was dead, when in fact he makes a return in "The gulag" in the second modern warfare.

Unknown"Shirley you can't be serious" Captain price"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

by Emeraldmine August 26, 2010

Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015

Captain Save-A-Hoe

Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.

I don't know why he alwayz tryin ta be a captain Save-A-Hoe.

by Shahi December 27, 2005

Captain Jack Sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008