capitain hook

when a guy jizzes in/on a girls eye...and then kicks her in the leg

dude: damn i hella gave that bitch a capitain hook
other dude: hahahahaha.

by shutthe fuckup November 26, 2006

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

Captainhook

A captainhook penis that has a massive curve at the bottom or all around if you have herpes.

You can hang a hanger on a (Captainhook hook when hard and it won't fall off the tip; Even if he /or she-male were to jogg...

by Tally whaquer June 7, 2018

captaincookie

The captain of cookies, stole my cobalt role

oh no, captaincookie is here again

by MaidsonSImp May 9, 2021