Sixteen Candles

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.

Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006

Canklet

A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.

Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?

by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018

Canckles

When there is no ankle, there is just a leg that goes into a shoe, or there may be a crease like a tournaket where the ankle should be. Calf-to-foot.

he is so fat he has Cankles

by Pissdick. February 2, 2005

canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

canckles

A leg with no clear definition of where the calf ends and the ankle begins

First kid in food court - "Dude, look at the canckles on that mall rat..."

Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders

I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.

by Awoody June 24, 2017