Catting

Means to laze around, do very little.

What you getting up to today Jim?

Jim: Just catting.

by Maddy muir January 20, 2009

Catting

Whereas dogging is an act usually reserved to partaking in sex acts in quite areas such as woodland or a secluded layby, catting would be the opposite. The seasoned 'Catter' loves nothing more than to pull up in a busy area such as a McDonalds Drive Thru and 'Cat Call' people in the car park by using various light flicking combinations.

It is always a safe bet to switch off all lights while waiting at a drive through as you never know if your going to get a Number 9 or a Number 9 large with extra dick through your open window.

Fancy Catting at Mc Donald's later on? Really need to let out some tensions on a fatty!!

by Catter85 November 12, 2018

catsitting

a slang for going t.ping without the parents knowing

we went catsitting last nite.

by kissly September 18, 2007

Catting

The highly used alternative to sexting. Rather than sending nude pictures, one sends a feline of their choosing

Ted: Come on baby, I just want to see if they're really D36s
Mary: No, you know I'm a catter!
Ted: What's a catter?
Mary:It's called catting, I send pictures of my feline friends to horny men and women
Ted: Is it wrong if I'm still turned on by this?

by obeywalrus December 19, 2010

canshitting

To defecate in a can or other container not normally used as a toilet.

Stan: Becky, all this Tupperware is full of shit. It's nasty!
Becky: Don't you talk about my canshitting, Stan!

by canshitter June 22, 2010

Chitting

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

by TheFiend138 April 24, 2015

Hump-Catting

A sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!

Similar to Bear-Blasting

After having consumed a rocket can of Powerthirst, the young man got the top score in Hump-Catting.

by BallisticJ October 8, 2012