Msn Camping

When waiting for someone specific to come online
on msn to talk or ask them stuff.

Example #1

John: heyyo Don you coming outside to play some
basket ball 3v3?

Don: I can't today, I'm msn camping I have wait for Betty to come online. I gota ask her what the questions were for homework.

Example #2

Ashley: So hows it going with you and Billy?

Allison: Its going great! I gave Billy my msn and I'm pretty sure he added me last night, but we haven't gotten a chance to talk yet.

Ashley: Gurrrl, u better start msn camping.

by asianboydonwonder June 21, 2010

claping

Actions by a group of people attacking an Amish person, taking advantage of that person being a pacifist. They knowingly and perhaps viciously attack, expecting no resistance.

Claping a person who will not defend themselves is an aggressive act our society should not condone nor ignore. If each of us wants to live in a community where we (at the very least) are tolerated for our beliefs, we need to have consequences for those who clape any person.

by Paderewski July 20, 2016

pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*

someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!

by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004

calling cobbs

Calling cobbs means if you see someone with a food or drink you like if you say "COBBS!" They either have to give you the whole thing or a bite. If they fail to do this you get to slap them in the face 1 time. To avoid getting cobbs called on you you have to say "No cobbs as soon as you get your food.

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
James: COBBS!
Brandon has to give the whole thing or a piece of the snickers bar to James

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
Brandon says No Cobbs!

Calling cobbs can not be done now

by Theladykilla9825 July 31, 2016

Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

by Drunkwraith May 17, 2006

calling in black

It's morning. You hate mornings. Scrolling the morning newsfeed, you read about another unarmed black man murdered by police and your blood begins to boil. You think about the blonde girl at the office (mis)using "woke" again and you start to get nauseated. This is when "Calling in Black" (with fever and nausea) can be the perfect solution.

Living While Black can take a toll. Sometimes you need a minute. Mmkay? That's when when "Calling in Black"

can be so clutch. 2) " Jamisa wants a three-day weekend, so she's calling in black on Monday morning"

by La'Shondra June 15, 2018

Camping Faggot

The act of standing back and allowing your teammates to do all the work while you camp at spawn and hold ground that is neither important to or valid to the winning of the match or game. By these actions either your team who just all died and want the match to be overwith are yelling this at you or people from the opposite team are yelling this at you cause they did not expect anyone to be in your position per the fact that it has no objective standing.

this camping faggot wont leave spawn.

by holycrapeveryonehasthesamename January 20, 2009