Caloria

A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.

Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.

by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011

Calorie Gallery

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

by David From Austin September 26, 2007

calories

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

calorumptious

Unhealthy yet delicious. A contraction of calorific and scrumptious.

Man, that cake was totally calorumptious!

by Yandaman April 20, 2007

Calmore

A nice area situated near Southampton. It can be said in a cowboy accent, and your very lucky and privileged and posh to live there. I wish I lived there.

(cowboy accent): You goin' to calmore parrtnerr?

by The asbo cowboy February 25, 2011

HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022