Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

Cabin Muffin

A woman from Fairbanks who lives in a dry cabin, is of the hippie persuasion, and smells of firewood.

I saw a cute little cabin muffin at the Marlin last night.

by dputs September 2, 2016

cabity

Alternative spelling of "cavity", a decaying area of a tooth.

A: "All that chocolate, damn near caught a cabity"
B: "A what"
A: "Cabity"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

victory cabbage

The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans

"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"

by Keenster August 6, 2009

Lax Cabbage

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

by BroLaxLaxBro March 20, 2016

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020