Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

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beautiful buttocks princess

She is unique person, which can be compared to anyone, an absolute angel sent from Heaven. She is having a gorgeous face and an even more perfect body, and a nice pair of buttocks. She is the queen of social media and selfie skilz. Everyone around her falls in love.

"Hello beautiful buttocks princess"
"I'm your number one fan"

by Gentofteren July 20, 2017

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Amphibious Buttocksous

Frog butt. Sagging over weight, older female buttocks.

Wow she has a serious case of frog butt, scientifically known as Amphibious Buttocksous !

by Frogman19985 November 11, 2010

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Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

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