busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

bustyalix

A female that is rather...busty, best known for her "EPIC BOOBS" motivational poster.

I googled bustyalix the other day, and I had the sudden urge to fap. Again and again.

by stupidstupidpunk August 13, 2008

Burt Cash

Money or other valuables used for the purchase of marijuana.

Jim wanted to split some weed with me, so I asked for his burt cash before I gave him his half

by Spentznav December 27, 2014

Bury the lede

When you bury the lede, you are putting the most important/interesting information at the end of your story instead starting off with it.

This term is often used in journalism when a journalist places the newsworthy part of the story after the minor or irrelevant details.

Burying the lede can also be used for comedic effect, especially if it's in "rule of three" format.

Example of bury the lede:

Melissa: God, yesterday was the worst!
Austin: Why? What happened?
Melissa: I broke my custom controller, stepped in shit, and ripped my new t-shirt!
Austin: That sucks, dude.
Melissa: Oh, and my dad got hit by a semi truck that spun out of control after swerving to avoid a stampede of rabid tigers that escaped from someone's house.
Austin: Uhh, talk about burying the lede.

by Can It Wait I'm Dying May 26, 2021

Burtdog

Burtdog walks around Modbury Interchange wearing a sesh hat and TN's. She got suspended from school, for smoking baccy cones in the toilet with a student. When the principal caught her she tried to roll him for his Kathmandu jacket. She lives in Salisbury and hangs out keldog, one time she tried rolling palm dog the ultimate dog, he stole her shoes and sesh hat. She is so broke so she has to roll the seccys for their walkie-talkies. she backs down baccy cones faster than anyone. seeing Burtdog is very rare but if she sees you your gonna get rolled dog.

Fuck Cunt Burtdog is on the loose, she's gonna fucking roll us the dog.

by Burt Dog October 20, 2021

crusty busty

Ejaculating on a girls chest, then allowing it to dry.

I just gave that girl a crusty busty.

by name00 March 27, 2015

The Birmingham Burly Man

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.

Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man

by Savery17 August 1, 2019