Bronads

(Bro-Nadz) - The part of the male lower anatomy that produces the hormones which allow him to overcome feminine persuasions that would keep him from hanging out with his "bros". See also "Balls"

When a guy meets a new chick and he starts regularly ditching his bros to hang out with her, he has lost his bronads or they have become non-functional.

"Dave never comes and hangs out anymore. His girlfriend totally has his bronads in her pocket."

"Hey, Ian. I'm going to write you a prescription for a pair of new bronads. Come by and hang out once you get that filled."

by Ryan Alexander January 11, 2009

bronanza

A group of dudes hanging out together. Usually includes alcohol.

"The bronanza showed up at Kelly's party and ended up fucking her house up."

by jaustinc September 15, 2006

Bronagh

The sort of beautiful girl you meet through random chance (like at a bus stop) and want to know closely for the rest of your life. A challenging, crazy, baffling, bumbling but most of all an amazingly talented, stunning, funny and nice girl that brings warmth to your heart with the faintest flash of a smile.

Joey Joe-Joe: Hey, how did you meet your girlfriend anyway? She's breath-taking!

Mortimer Murdermany: *sigh* It sounds ridiculous, but I met her at a bus stop one day on our way to class.

Joey Joe-Joe: Ah! A real Bronagh then, huh? I should have known.

by Optimal Eight October 14, 2011

Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.

Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*

by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009

Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.

Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!

by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016