broitishman

A sweaty sim racer who breaks his wrists when driving. He has the smallest cock ever, the size of a tick tack. He is sad because his broken wrists and the size of his cock make him unble to feel pleasure. He wont shut up about being good at fake driving. He is a very british man who has a large collection of furries. He looks at among us roblox punjabi free no virus sex. He likes eggplant alot. It is his favorite.

Broitishman is a dick who drives a fake care. He is over there, look!

by Mooopp November 28, 2021

broitishman

A sweaty sim racer who breaks his wrists when driving. He has the smallest cock ever, the size of a tick tack. He is sad because his broken wrists and the size of his cock make him unble to feel pleasure. He wont shut up about being good at fake driving. He is a very british man who has a large collection of furries. He looks at among us roblox punjabi free no virus sex. He likes eggplant alot. It is his favorite.

Broitishman is a dick who drives a fake car. He is over there, look!

by Mooopp November 28, 2021

Brenitis

A medical condition caused by repeating an activity so much that you lose interest in it.

"After being in the Ark for 90 hours last week, feel like I don't wanna play any more"

"Ah, a classic case of Brenitis"

by Lurker Lot June 10, 2022

Bonoitis

A disease that affects lead singers in bands or in their solo careers and causes them to become pompous assholes. The condition is named famously after Bono, the lead singer of U2, well known to be a pompous asshole.

Person 1: Have you heard of the lead singer Morrissey of the Smiths?
Person 2: Yeah, he totally has a bad case of Bonoitis.

by Aetherlian July 15, 2022

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022

Di Bonitis

Di Bonitis happens when one finds himself a social drain on those around them. They have highly boring tendencies and their social skills relapse to our primitive primatial ancestors. They have extreme allergic reactions to what one would consider FUN. It is often said that they can be seen sat lonely in their room like a grizzly bear in hibernation.

Oh, he used to be so fun, he must have caught Di Bonitis.

Wevens I think you have come down with a case of Di Bonitis

by osh123_123 January 17, 2023