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bastard breeder

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.
Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.
by DzNutz December 3, 2007
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braeden

epic guy who loves minecraft and is epic and yeah
that guy is such a braeden he is so epic
by epic gamer boi October 1, 2019
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breeder

a noun.

someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.

They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.

see also "heterosexual"
"joe always talks about his kids"
"yes, joe is a breeder."
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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Bronded

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.
"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."
by lieberino February 18, 2012
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Brodemic

A brodemic refers to an infestation or epidemic of "bros". The term was originally coined in reference to the overwhelming bro population of Pacific Beach in San Diego, California. The term's local popularity spread quickly, as much of Southern California suffers from this terrible condition. One classic sign of a brodemic is an overabundance of Ed Hardy and Affliction t-shirts. Other symptoms include population-wide efforts to avoid intellectual achievement while receiving many visible tattoos of unique and often indecipherable origin.
I tried to go to the beach the other day, but the brodemic was out of control - it was a sausage fest of the worst kind.
by A5RoadDogg December 22, 2009
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Brodey

A kid who eats balloons in Ravenclaw and pees off his deck in -30 degree weather, he cooks birds and servers them to his grandma.
Brodey
by Montico December 14, 2019
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breeder wagon

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children
A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).
by rebecca g May 28, 2009
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