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You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."
by Sheppison September 18, 2010
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broccoli slut

A permiscuous vegetarian. One who prances around singing the evils of meat consumption, yet can't seem to keep their oily digits off of some hard dick.
My ex-girlfriend. She makes me want to curdle. "The broccoli slut couldn't seem to grasp that she was, in fact, also addicted to pork."
by Wolfie Campbell July 12, 2006
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eye broccoli

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.
by mvolfman December 7, 2010
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Chicken and Broccoli

For those that want the real definition it means "Super".

Taken from "Cream of Broccoli" and "Cream of Chicken" which are both flavours of "Soup" made by Campbells.
Person A: I just blew the shit out of those guys...
Person B: Fucking chicken and Broccoli!!
by Shizengan December 11, 2011
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Eye Broccoli

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.
Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.
by HIMYM addict December 11, 2010
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Broccolibomma

When broccoli is eaten by Obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn't a terrorist attack.
Jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma

Harry: I know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito
by Braeden morris November 16, 2016
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Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.
The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.
by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017
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