Briefcase

To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security

I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security

by diggerz March 7, 2017

beefcake

A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.

"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"

by Mala1516 May 4, 2006

Briefcase

When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.

Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.

by ibcuibds'uvs November 11, 2014

brixton briefcase

A Mcdonalds/KFC burger box, as seen carried by every black male in Brixton

they all got on the tube stinking out the place with their Brixton briefcases

by howsyourdad April 18, 2006

Briefcase wanka

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019

Yorkshire Briefcase

Portable and durable container with handles, which enjoys near-ubiquitous popularity in the county of Yorkshire. An affordable means of transporting documents and valuables, with a typically Northern disregard for formality and style.

A See-Through Plastic Morrisons Bag.

Steven, why are these quarterly reports soaked in mud? This is totally unacceptable!

- Sorry Chancellor, our lass must a' used me Yorkshire Briefcase to carry 'er walking boots

by LiquidLiam May 4, 2012

A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013