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bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human being and a lower animal, particularly the hominid subspecies represented by ultra-conservative Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum.
Tom awoke to a pounding headache and the foul aftertaste of whiskey in his mouth, but it was not until he risked a glance behind at his snoring bedmate that he began to grasp the appalling extent of the previous night's debauch: not only was Tom now "spooning" with the Senate's most vocal homophobe, but he had engaged in an act of bestiality with same.
by Marleen L October 27, 2006
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Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.
If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!
by DKIA May 15, 2005
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bestialist

Someone who has sex with an animal or animals.
Tom: Get your penis out of my horse, you bestialist!

Julia: Ewwwwwww! Animals can't consent!
by Jacob Wake-up May 7, 2009
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Breasticles

Over-developed mammary glands on Human Males. A combination of the words "breasts" and "testicles".
Damn, Brunn should really get a bra to support his breasticles.
by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005
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bestiality

Fucking wierd. (liteally)
Sex between humans and animals. Just wrong, illegal in most countrys.
she decided to try out bestiality and bent over infront of her dog.
by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009
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Bestiality

Why would you search this up? It's a NOT typical sexual relationship with an animal. This is the future of the other definition unless you are viewing this in the year 2025.
Deep Web User: Ohh... I found some cam girls on this animal bestiality website.
FBI: Ohh! And you're also about to be put in jail for selling it.
by Pre-Writing May 28, 2018
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Bestiality

When one or both people in a friendship dynamic have sexual feelings for the other but never act on them. Sometimes people engaging in bestiality can acknowledge their feelings but still do not act on them yet keep broaching the forbidden boundary. Others cannot admit to said feelings.
Sara and danny have to stop engaging in bestiality and finally traverse the barrier.
by Theonlyprof June 6, 2013
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