sliced bread

the best thing since the printing press.

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."

by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009

panda bread

Panda bread is a combination of bamboo and bread, made by enslaved pandas on the island Pandemonium. No one has been able to free the pandas, but some have escaped causing whomever takes the pandas to enslave unpopular humans and teach them the ways of making the bread.

The island has not been found by humans just yet.

H- Did you hear that Tristan guy got taken?

C- Yeah I bet he's making some panda bread.

by Haveisawesome December 30, 2013

amity bread

Amity is a faction from divergent which is focused on peace.
The bread they have there contains peace serum which is like being on drugs.

So amity bread is bread that makes you high

We need more amity bread for tomorrows lunch

by darcy from amity June 30, 2014

Hella bread

An undisclosed amout of money, usually a big sum.
Famously it is coupled with 17 cents, hella bread.17 sents

How much is that gorgeous car for?
It probably costed hella bread, and 17 cents

by United bank of M O N E Y July 25, 2017

Breadcrumb

A meaningless text message or email from your ex, sent just to get your attention but carrying no actual meaning. Do not respond unless you want to go crazy trying to read deeper meaning into this shiz.

Your ex - "hey" "how u doing?" the breadcrumb text

You - OMG What does this mean???!!!

by JaneDoe27 February 7, 2014

Bread jesus

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021

Pussy bread

Bread that is made using the yeast from someone’s yeast infection

“Damn! I wasn’t expecting my pussy bread to taste this good!”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread”

by Abbymarie51 June 29, 2020