An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

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Braden

Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times.

He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows.

If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.

"I would totally understand if you had a crush on Braden. He's bangin!"

Braden by begonethotokbye October 19, 2019

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brandeis university

A school six miles west of Boston named after the first Jewish Supreme Court Justice, Louis D. Brandeis. The girls there aren't quite so hot, and they did produce Richard Rubin (runner-up of "Beauty and the Geek".) School motto is "truth unto its innermost parts," although the phrase "Bran-Po can suck my nuts" is a close second, followed by "Aramark swallows" as a distant third.

Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.

If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.

1: Dude, why can't Usdan be open earlier?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?

Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?

brandeis university by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 19, 2005

Branden

Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"

Branden by The Master Branden December 25, 2009

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