sloppy brainfreeze

during sex you shove your dick deep into one of her nostrils and bust your fat load down her nose then kick her tits and run of

person 1: my mom took away my xbox so i gave her the sloppy brainfreeze and got the fuck out

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by it is me again November 3, 2020

Brainfuzzle

To have a internal malfunction in your head and thereby doing strange things.

I was having a brainfuzzle while playing that game.

by undha_dog February 22, 2019

brainfull

'brainfull' (noun) Something difficult to understand or process because of sheer mass of information or complexity that you have read or heard.

Derek: Hey join did you understand the equation we solved in math class today?
John: Yeah, but it took me a while, that was a real brainfull.

by PureHeartInnocentSoul May 17, 2019

Brainnumb

The feeling of impending doom someone gets when you have exhausted all forms of entertainment available to you.

Someone would be considered brainnumb when they are sitting at home, has cable, an X-Box, and internet but just doesn't "feel like doing any of those things". He is also bored out of his freakin mind.

by BuuBosa November 2, 2011

Brainhump

Scientists have now discovered that when two people who spend a significant amount of romantic time together, their brain waves synchronise. This is radio active and is loosely based on midi-chlorians (this has yet to be proven).

Some have lavishly coined the term the 'Brainhump'. When two brain waves meet radioactively, word babies are spawned in the mouth of both individuals simultaneously.

Boy: Pick a random letter on the keyboard.
Girl: ok

3 seconds later at the exact same time

Boy: s
Girl: s

Boy: BRAINHUMP!!!
Girl: BRAINHUMP!!!

Boy:omg twins ;D

by WordBabyMaker June 13, 2012

braineurysm

An aneurysm of the brain so intense it affects its capacity to function on a mental level. Usually temporary, subsiding after time has passed, not unlike a brain fart

"Oh, uh, whar? I was supposed to be in at 10? It totally slipped my mind -- I must have had a braineurysm."

by Simian Lodge May 11, 2019

Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.

I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!

by Plodo August 16, 2020