Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"

by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008

boring morley

the phrase used to describe an extremely boring jewish character that most proberly likes greys anatomy.

John: what you doing later ryan
Ryan: im going to watch the new greys anatomy john
John: ryan you're such a boring morley

by boringmorley123 September 29, 2010

Borindor

Borindor is a term or character bestowed on someone better than Aquadark at all aspects of life.

I wish I was Borindor because I would be better than Aquadark

by Doug Funny Remix2 December 10, 2009

like the Wild Man of Borneo

wildly messy

(said of a persons appearence)

"You look look the Wild Man of Borneo."

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Brine

1) The mixture of male and female ejaculate that constitutes the "wet spot" in one's bed following coitus.

2) A salty fluid that tenderizes meat

Well, apparently you were excited, and I unloaded a sack-full so now we've got to sleep in our brine. Get over it.

by Scsbd2 November 30, 2015

Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009

Boroned

Another Word For 'Boyed'. To Boron People Off Is To, Annoy, Take The Piss Out Of, Trick Or Prank.

The Chemical Symbol For Boron Is B So That Is Turned Into Boyed, Then You Add The Orignal Boron Into It And It Creates Borened But Keeps The Meaning Of Boyed.

1. person one : *trips over*
Person two: boroned!

2. person one: *eats all the pies*
person two: oh no, i really wanted some pies
person one: boroned!

3. person one: "oh i can't go out because i have to do homework and washing up and i am a loser with no friends"
person two: boroned!

4. person one: *is asleep*
person two: hahahhaha i'm gonna draw all over person ones face, boyed!
person one: *wakes up and sees face* "oh no i got boroned"

5. person one: oh my dayz that breh just insulted my mum, i got boyed
person two: haha, boroned.

6. person one: *takes a sip out of person twos drink while theyre not looking*
person two: *doesnt notice*
person one: "teeheehee, boyed"
person two: *picks up drink and spills it*
person one: ...boroned!

7. person one: "what does boroned mean??"
person two: "hahahha, boroned, you dont know what boroned means! hahaha"

by frezznet June 18, 2009